All books are available in both paperback and Kindle ebook formats. Some books also are available as audio books. Everything is available from Amazon (including in the UK, Italy, and the rest of the EU), as well as other major online retailers online such as B&N, Waterstones, and La Feltrinelli.
![One day, Wilbur arrives home to discover a mysterious crate. His attempts to deal with it lead to an escalating series of absurdities, straining his marriage and leading him to question his place in the world. [Surreal humor. Novella.]](https://kmhalpern.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/kdp-front.jpg?w=474 "The Delivery")
One day, Wilbur arrives home to discover a mysterious crate in his basement.
A mysterious Front appears one day and slowly expands outward, killing any human it touches.
Just because Rin is indestructible doesn’t mean she can’t be hurt.
(Also available as Audiobook)
Meet the superhero Spleen Squeezer, discover the true story of Eden, and travel to the safest city in the world in this 3rd collection of unclassifiable ultra-short pieces
(Also available as Audiobook)
More absurd, horrifying, and downright inexplicable shorts, including Buzz-Saw Bob, the sport of pendulum watching, the art of gasping, a neighbor who is definitely not Mr. Rogers, and Buddha’s morning commute.
(Also available as Audiobook)
This quirky collection of flash fiction, vignettes, and poetry is variously absurd, dark, and comic. A monstrous blister, the secret to immortality, a lost piece of brain, killer flies, amorous dinosaurs, angry buildings, and one very large fish — all in a single volume.
When Beth follows a strange man into a tunnel, she discovers a massive subterranean world. However, the apparent tranquility of the place may obscure a darker truth.
Learn why Ahab missed, how to avoid being labeled a forester, why it’s important to show up very late, and how to avoid being spontaneously spousified. Everything needed to live a short, cautionary tale of a life is presented here.
A Place of Sand 